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2008-06-09

Office of Citizen Misinformation

"Located just a stone's throw from the Palace of the Supreme Minister, Pickle Street Market is infamous for its food, cheap goods, and long queues.

The food in the market arrives ready-rotten and unfit for healthy consumption, by-passing the need for the marketers to invest in storerooms and wait until their wares are ready to fall to pieces before placing it on their stalls.

Among the many delights to be found is the infamous Black Outland Apple, a fruit that grows to the size of a football, with a black cankerous hard outer shell known to be fatal to the unsuspecting and lead to the premature wearing of a cardboard coffin."

http://www.forbiddenhistory.co.uk/tourism/market.html

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